Mar 10, 2013 - Do you mean as a broker selling commission-based financial products to people with no clue of the inherent conflict of interest? Yeah, that's a long-running, well-proven model for the financial industry. A new model is the casino model encouraging clueless consumers to gamble with their life savings. The idea is to teach consumers just enough to be dangerous, err, to feel confident enough to trade. Even a toddler can do it, right? Our software can make you rich, right? Where are the proof stats?
Oct 4, 2012 - hahaha. great parody! When small speculators will understand that the only way to win is to be the price maker ! no algorithms no maths no magic will help ! There is an army of brokers to sell you dreams, that if you use this or that chartist or expert advisor technique you will win ! But that's BULLSHIT ! BULLSHIT ! Please boycott BROKERS, don't fall into this mistake of buying their dream ! You'll maybe win several times but then you'll loose all your winings and all your life savings !
Aug 5, 2012 - That was funny. Best part...heck, I don't even know what half this stuff means. Worst part...was the last line...should edit out the part about the window, leave it the vomit.
Apr 17, 2012 - The grim truth about investing in the stock market. They can pull the rug diaper out from under you any time and sooner or later it occurs. Its about as predictable as tornado set downs. No matter how much you mull over it there's really no telling when and where the drop will hit.
Mar 14, 2012 - Again, young people, ET is a failed big bank that desperately wants your $ to put in their stockholder's pockets. There is nothing good about ET. Stay away.
Mar 8, 2012 - If this baby was a commodity futures trader he would have known to manage his risk by buying put options or shorting futures contracts as a risk management hedge play. Or even a stop loss order might have helped. Nothing goes up as fast as it falls! His trading w/out a broker is like him crawling around his house without his diaper on! A real s#$t storm!
Grow up E-Trade it's a joke.
What do you feel there is to much truth in it?
Make you nervous that people will think that happens? Oh yeah it does!!! More
Grow up E-Trade it's a joke.
What do you feel there is to much truth in it?
Make you nervous that people will think that happens? Oh yeah it does!!! Less
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Ric Cochran Says:
Mar 10, 2013 - Do you mean as a broker selling commission-based financial products to people with no clue of the inherent conflict of interest? Yeah, that's a long-running, well-proven model for the financial industry. A new model is the casino model encouraging clueless consumers to gamble with their life savings. The idea is to teach consumers just enough to be dangerous, err, to feel confident enough to trade. Even a toddler can do it, right? Our software can make you rich, right? Where are the proof stats?
Anonymous21790 Says:
Feb 10, 2013 - Oil Futures. BOOM! Options Chains. BOOM! Hedge Funds. BOOM!
Not Sure Says:
Oct 19, 2012 - if you work hard and diligently, you can make money in the financial markets.
MrEatmy Says:
Oct 4, 2012 - hahaha. great parody! When small speculators will understand that the only way to win is to be the price maker ! no algorithms no maths no magic will help ! There is an army of brokers to sell you dreams, that if you use this or that chartist or expert advisor technique you will win ! But that's BULLSHIT ! BULLSHIT ! Please boycott BROKERS, don't fall into this mistake of buying their dream ! You'll maybe win several times but then you'll loose all your winings and all your life savings !
likeasombooooodee Says:
Sep 9, 2012 - Is it just me or does it kinda sound like skrillex (Sonny Moore
icandreamstream Says:
Sep 8, 2012 - Yup, parody is covered by fair use. Basic business law 160 stuff. Aka, E-Trade: Fuck off. K. Thx
hjones1 Says:
Sep 8, 2012 - E*Trade's everlasting motto: "E*Trade... It's *OUR* money now!"
katrosper Says:
Sep 7, 2012 - bingo!
Willguy24 Says:
Aug 11, 2012 - well, this isnt even his video, he copied it from college humor, I even looked on their website and sure shit, this video was theirs.
lawmancpa Says:
Aug 5, 2012 - That was funny. Best part...heck, I don't even know what half this stuff means. Worst part...was the last line...should edit out the part about the window, leave it the vomit.
Shaqqid Says:
Jul 18, 2012 - maybe you should mention that this is collegehumor's video...
08grad2010 Says:
Jul 9, 2012 - Hahaha!!!!!!!!
psalms3211 Says:
May 1, 2012 - I sh** my pants watching this video, jk great vid tho
ProfessorVonDart Says:
Apr 17, 2012 - The grim truth about investing in the stock market. They can pull the rug diaper out from under you any time and sooner or later it occurs. Its about as predictable as tornado set downs. No matter how much you mull over it there's really no telling when and where the drop will hit.
Eddy Alcala Says:
Apr 5, 2012 - I laughed so hard almost passed out... So I watched it again FUNNY!!!
ToddInLN52254 Says:
Mar 15, 2012 - SELL!SELL!SELL....funny!
Jimbo S Says:
Mar 14, 2012 - Again, young people, ET is a failed big bank that desperately wants your $ to put in their stockholder's pockets. There is nothing good about ET. Stay away.
HeroicRebellion Says:
Mar 11, 2012 - 10 people lost their entire life savings
jensarmbag Says:
Mar 8, 2012 - If this baby was a commodity futures trader he would have known to manage his risk by buying put options or shorting futures contracts as a risk management hedge play. Or even a stop loss order might have helped. Nothing goes up as fast as it falls! His trading w/out a broker is like him crawling around his house without his diaper on! A real s#$t storm!
marstons99 Says:
Feb 19, 2012 - Hehe...nice job, sfaidley. Very funny vid.
Madison McDonough Says:
Feb 9, 2012 - Laughed soooooo hard
Madison McDonough Says:
Feb 9, 2012 - Laughed soooooooooo hard 😂😂😂😂
codebreaker654 Says:
Feb 7, 2012 - Lame
EvaEvaMusic Says:
Feb 3, 2012 - L OOOOO L. I am in a trading room every day, and we joke about this. This is absolutely hilarious.
Helen Gomes Says:
Feb 3, 2012 - Lol!